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He turned to take one last look at the Old People’s Home that – until a few moments ago – he had thought would be his last residence on Earth, and then he told himself that he could die some other time, in some other place. The hundred-year-old...

The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared

Allan Emmanuelle Karlsson closed his eyes and felt perfectly convinced that he would now pass away for ever. It had been exciting, the entire journey, but nothing lasts for ever, except possibly general stupidity.

The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared

Never try to outdrink a Swede, unless you happen to be a Fin or at least a Russian.

The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared

Revenge is not a good thing. Revenge is like politics: one thing always leads to another until bad has become worse, and worse has become worst.

The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared

Allan interrupted the two brothers by saying that he had been out and about in the world and if there was one thing he had learned it was that the very biggest and apparently most impossible conflicts on earth were based on the dialogue: “You are s...

The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared

The very biggest and apparently most impossible conflicts on earth were based on the dialogue: 'You are stupid, no, it's you who are stupid.' The solution, said Allan, was often t down a bottle of vodka together and then look ahead.

The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared

The very biggest and apparently most impossible conflicts on earth were based on the dialogue: 'You are stupid, no, it's you who are stupid.' The solution, said Allan, was often t down a bottle of vodka together and then look ahed.

The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared

Allan looked at the bus and then at the suitcase, then again at the bus and then again at the suitcase. It has wheels, he said to himself. And there's a strap to pull it by too. And then Allan surprised himself by making what - you have to admit - wa...

The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared

Things are what they are, and whatever will be, will be.

The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared

When life has gone into overtime it's easy to take liberties,

The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared

Revenge is like politics, one thing always leads to another until bad has become worse, and worse has become worst.

The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared