I was raised thinking that moral and ethical standards are universals that apply equally to everyone. And these values aren't easily compatible with the kind of religion that posits a Creator. To my way of thinking, an omnipotent being who sets up a ...
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a sane employee in possession of his wits must be in want of a good manager.
Unfortunately it's also true to say that good management is a bit like oxygen - it's invisible and you don't notice its presence until it's gone, and then you're sorry.
Bob loses saving throw vs. shiny with a penalty of -5. Bob takes 2d8 damage to the credit card.