I'd had years of practise looking dumb when people threw out Greek names I didn't know. It's a skill of mine. Annabeth keeps telling me to read a book of Greek myths, but I don't see the need. It's easier just to have folks explain stuff.
I had a fair idea how it felt to get spanked with a large flat surface, and my rump clenched in sympathy.
It was almost enough to make me turn vegetarian, except for the pesky fact that I loved cheeseburgers.
hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.
I know, I'm an idiot!" Leo moaned. "A brilliant idiot, but still an idiot.
