Beppu (n.) The triumphant slamming shut of a book after reading the final page.
Alltami (n.) The ancient art of being able to balance the hot and cold shower taps.
Aberystwyth (n.) A nostalgic yearning which is in itself more pleasant than the thing being yearned for.
CLUN (n.) A leg which has gone to sleep and has to be hauled around after you.
BOTOLPHS (pl.n) Huge benign tumours which archdeacons and old chemistry teachers affect to wear on the sides of their noses.
