I like making money. I make it out of wood. I make nickels mostly.
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.The only other man I’d let see my wife’s naked body is the butcher.
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.I like great music, but who doesn’t? Oh yeah, deaf people.
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.On our first date, you should wear a maternity dress, because I’m going to try to impregnate you.
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.In politics, I don’t know which came first, the rubber chicken policies, or the eggheadedness.
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.Guns don’t kill people. Politicians with sharp tongues do.
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.I trust politicians to do what’s right. For themselves.
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.