The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Quotes

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Are you happy here with me? Because if not, we can scoot over a few feet.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

I find honesty to be a rare thing—in politics.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

I wonder if rooms in an insane asylum have Do Not Disturb signs for the doors. I should hope not, because knock or no knock, every occupant in those rooms is already disturbed.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

The reason it’s hard for men to say “I love you” is because those three words represent 10% of the average man’s vocabulary.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

How can I clearly see what’s wrong with someone else, and then look at myself as though I’m standing in front of a fogged mirror? 

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Ideas are like legs: what good are they if you can't run with them, or spread them?

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

I’d rather be me being me than me trying to be my own clone. I try to stay true to who I am as a person, not a genetically modified being.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Yesterday was my last day at work. My coworkers were so sad they all pitched in and bought me a one-way ticket to Seattle, and a bottle of cyanide in case I get thirsty.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

It’s a lie. There isn’t safety in numbers. But there is safety in letters. There are only 26 letters, and yet they are more powerful than an army of infinite men. Show me a man or an army that can kill an idea, and I’ll show you an example of t...

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

You know that I know you know, but I want you to know that I know you know I know you know I know. It’s important for you to know that, you know?

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

I travel light. But not at the same speed. 

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

I plan on leaving my mark on this world, in ink, with a pen spill that’ll make all the oil spills combined look like literature.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Poison Ivy tastes like an itch when you have it on your tongue, and I’d say that love tastes the same, only itchier.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

I am possibly the world's greatest magician, because I don't just vanish off stage, I vanish from your memory. I'll bet you're probably thinking, "I don't remember seeing you," or "I've never seen you." And that just goes to show you how good I am.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Music can elevate man to new heights. Especially elevator music.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

The only reason I don’t know more about love is because there just isn’t more to know. In fact, I’ve reduced love to a mathematical formula: Hdgk(X)=H2k(X,Q)∩Hk,k(X). Actually, that’s not right. That’s the statement piece of the Hodge con...

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

When I say something, I mean what I say, despite what a dictionary says I mean. Meanings of words are slaves that I put to work constructing my pyramids of thought.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

What’s on my mind? I could say you, but we both know I'd be lying. Actually, I'm only pretending that you aren't on my mind. But I know that you don't mind.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.