Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are... Sex is something I just don't understand. I swear to God.
Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
People always think something's all true.
The thing is, it's really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs--if yours are really ones and theirs aren't. You think if they're intelligent and all, the other person, and have a good sense of humor, that the...
It's partly true, too, but it isn't all true. People always think something's all true.
All these handsome guys are the same. When they're done combing their goddam hair, they beat it on you.
He once told Allie and I that if he'd had to shoot anybody, he wouldn't've known which direction to shoot in. He said the Army was practically as full of bastards as the Nazis were.
She gave me a pain in the ass, but she was very good looking.
If you're not in the mood, you can't do that stuff right.
Bir kitabı okuyup bitirdiğiniz zaman, bunu yazan keşke çok yakın bir arkadaşım olaydı da, canım her istediğinde onu telefonla arayıp konuşabilseydim diyorsanız, o kitap bence gerçekten iyidir.
Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
