Does your mother make you wear a straightjacket at home?” “Only when we’ve got company.” --Jason questioning Timmy
Married?” I asked, being ineptly sneaky. “Nope. Gay,” Sam flatly stated, being honest and not sneaky at all. How can you not like a man like that? I almost choked on a green bean. Before I could stop myself, the words were out of my mouth. “A...