Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic Quotes

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Having good intentions isn’t enough when actions fail; you also need some bad intentions so that you look competent.

Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

I didn’t sacrifice everything for love, just my mother when love required a caesarian.

Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

I threw an etiquette party and served nothing but beans and sparkling water. The topic of conversation was ‘excuse me’.

Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

Every culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks.

Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

I got hired by a newspaper to write a column on current events, so I wrote about Benjamin Franklin’s charting of the Gulf Stream.

Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak.

Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

Welcome to Telepathics Anonymous. Don’t bother introducing yourself.

Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I’m very well endowed.

Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

Divorce runs high these days, but I’m an exception to the norm. I got divorced when marriage was still popular.

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Where does love reveal itself? In beds, sofas, bathtubs – each section of a department store has its advantages.

Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

We need to save the forests. I have a big warehouse we can store them in.

Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

The stars have a strong effect on our daily shopping lives. Hollywood is astrology’s only credible conspiracy.

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We need to revitalize the American spirit. People are always asking ‘What would the founding fathers do,’ but I have yet to witness a single séance.

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Trees are corrupting our parks. They should be arrested for loitering. For deciduous trees, add littering and indecent exposure to that list of offenses.

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Sometimes I wonder what happened to great speeches, but then I turn on the TV and I’m in wonder at how good my candidate looks.

Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

Treat each other like human beings? But the other great apes have no class hierarchy.

Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

I get a lot of big ideas, and occasionally I actually come up with one myself.

Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

I lacked the knowledge of linear perspective needed to get into the art school, so now I whitewash walls and imagine I’m heaven’s landscape painter.

Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic