A dirty diaper doesn’t double as a dishrag, and a politician doesn’t double as a savior.
So many chairs, and no time to sitI’m not a carrot cake kind of guy. But so what? Don’t push your political agenda on me, pal.
So many chairs, and no time to sitI arch my eyebrows like an archer—Robin Hood. My facial expressions can feed the poor.
So many chairs, and no time to sitIgnoring plus ignorance equals ignoringance—knowing a problem exists, but doing nothing to fix it.
So many chairs, and no time to sitPregnant women need dick too. And I’m here to sell it to them. I charge by the inch and by the hour.
So many chairs, and no time to sitI get sex. I completely get sex—even though I don’t get sex. I understand it, but I never have it.
So many chairs, and no time to sit