Girls will get together just to get together. Guys need an activity as an excuse. Otherwise it’s too homo for them to handle.
You can only be in a bad mood for so long before you have to face up to the fact that it isn't a bad mood at all; it's just your sucky personality.
There's only one racing strategy that matters.It's the one I run by: Get in the lead and don't let anyone pass you.
All subjects are the same. I memorize notes for a test, spew it, ace it, then forget it. What makes this scary for the future of our country is that I'm in the tip-top percentile on every standardized test. I'm a model student with a very crappy atti...
Then a lightning bolt shot straight through my skivvies. Sha-ZAM!
It’s not my fault that these are the problems I’ve been put on this earth to deal with, right? They’re petty, they piss me off, and they’re all mine
What is your definition of skank?' I ask. 'A skank fucks skeezas she barely knows.
