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I unstrapped her bra like I’d unstrap a seat belt, and for the same reason—to live dangerously. And to exit the vehicle.

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I am the Cheese Cube of Desire. Sometimes you’ve just got to live dangerously.

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My deceit is shaped like a STOP sign. It’s also bright red. If you don’t observe it, it can be quite dangerous. 

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A finger point plus a thumb’s up is a handgun. Don’t worry, it’s not loaded. Now the mashed potatoes, they’re loaded. Dangerously delicious.

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Don’t eat in the dark. My brand of cat food comes with a light bulb in the can. 

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I rewired my brain. Now every time I feel disappointment I orgasm. So go on a date or get stood up, either way I’ll cum.

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She invited me out to dinner, and I declined saying I’m not a fan of big groups. She said it would be just us two, and I said, Like I said, I’m not a fan of big groups. 

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I went to a wake, but I wasn’t awake. I was asleep, not dead. 

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A person isn’t an assortment of body parts. A person is a collection of habits and decisions. 

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Growing up, I had a lot of dreams. I was depressed and I slept all the time.

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Design your future. Start with a logo.

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Being king is about having all the material things you want, and having nobody you trust enough to share them with. 

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I have a penis like a fire hose, and I’m here to put out the flames of desire. 

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I am the mermaid of desire. Half man, half aquatic creature, I fish for my other half.

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I look forward to getting my hopes up. I have an appointment for disappointment.

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People are filing for divorce left and right. Now they’re using those lefts and rights to masturbate.

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Don't marry a man because he has a billion dollars. Divorce him for it. 

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The cup was empty, but I didn’t drink it because nothing is impossible to drink. So instead, I drank nothing. Nothing is impossible to drink, except nothing. 

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