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Initially, I’m one E short of being a JOKE. Midgets are also short.

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Go to a cemetery for the scenery. After you die, go back to the cemetery to become one with nature.

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It’s always sunny in the Sunshine State. Except for at night. 

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I own the night, and all the blackness that isn’t. It is isn’t.

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I didn’t say one word to her the whole night. No, I said three words: I love you. She only said one word: Goodbye.

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To be a great writer, you must be nomadic. I’d recommend the hunter/gatherer lifestyle for anybody serious about being nonsensical.

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It’s her favorite movie. She’s one-year-old. It’s also her grandma’s favorite movie. Her grandma is three-years-old.

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When I’m with her, life just makes sense. It makes nonsense.

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My hotel room faces the ocean. My face is also oceanic.

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I don’t argue with opinions, and I don’t argue with opinions. I don’t argue against them, and I don’t argue using them.

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I’m trained in sarcasm. It’s like karate, only the sting lasts longer.

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An umbrella is a portable shelter. My penis is a portable people maker. 

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I spilled semen everywhere. No wonder the world is overpopulated. 

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Persistence is the key to life. You never know, just around the corner could be another right angle. 

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My photograph represents me as a person, but not as a personality. My personality is best represented by a Rorschach test.

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I should get 365 different t-shirts made up, each a slightly different color than the last, forming a gradient from green to blue. Then I should take a daily picture, and move down the color line accordingly, so that I can subtly age like a chameleon...

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All the planning for the first ever Sleepwalking Parade has made me tired. I think I’ll go for a walk.

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I’m picketing pickpockets, because I hate politicians. 

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