Quote from : Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda Book

Did you just tell us you're gay?" Asks Nick "Yes." "Okay," he says. Abby swats him. "What?" "That's all you're going to say? Okay?" "He said not to make a big deal out of it," Nick says. "What am I supposed to say?" "Say something supportive. I don't know. Or awkwardly hold his hand like I did. Anything" Nick and I look at each other. "I'm not holding your hand," I tell him, smiling a little. "All right"--he nods--"but know that I would.