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Sometimes I write about the forest, sometimes I write about the trees, and occasionally I’ll write about the lumberjack. Actually, the lumberjack is more the editing part, figuring what needs to be cut.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

I’ve spent half my life searching for the truth. The left half of my life.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

You don’t have the shadow volume to sit next to me in the sunshine of truth.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

10% ago I was 90% unsure of what I didn’t want to do. Now I’m just 33.3% sure that I’m 66.6% unsure. And I can say this with .1% certainty.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

I don’t have to extend my hand to greet you. A wink can reach across the room. And a wink in a telescope can stretch across the universe.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

When the war comes, you’ll find me on the front line, with some crayons, coloring outside the lines.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

If my penis gets enough water, could my erection grow long and straight like a pine tree? Come over next Tuesday to find out! Bring a friend, but not a lumberjack.

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I love women’s breasts. I love how they don’t blink when I stare at them.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

My printer printed off blank pages. Is my printer out of ink, or do I just have nothing to say?

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

The sign said don’t do it, so naturally I did it. Signs are always saying stuff in a silent way.  Writing is a way to say something in a silent way.

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My writing looks like it’s ten steps behind my mind, and racing to always catch up.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

My name is Ron G. Am I wrong?

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious