Politics is all about showing you have integrity—and hiding the fact that you really don’t have any.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousI’m so smart that I make everyone around me smarter. I do this by being dumber than everybody.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousI can’t do my job, if you don’t do yours. I also can’t do my job, so can you do mine too?
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousStanding around making ten dollars an hour—that’s what they pay me the big bucks for.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousI’m a logician. No matter how wrong I am, I can always convince myself I am right.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousI am the alligator of love. But I’d make better boots than a lover.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousGnome money is better than no money, but just by a few feet.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousLife is struggle. Poor people struggle to get money, and rich people struggle to keep their money.
Seriously delirious, but not at all serious