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If I were a mad scientist, I’d use a brick in an angry way. And if I were a mad scientist, I’d use it in a diabolically clever way. Probably I’d use the brick, in conjunction with a blanket, to create an army of clones to take over Wall Street�...

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A brick could be used as disbelief. I can tell you believe me, so why don’t you go ahead and hold this brick for me.


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A blanket could be used as a cat. Wait, I have that backwards. A cat could be used as a blanket.


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A brick could be used as Bigfoot. You know, as something the people can really believe in.


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A brick could be used as a thick bumper sticker. Then if you get in a crash, you can blame it on the housing market and the element of irrational exuberance created by Alan Greenspan. 


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A brick and a blanket could be combined to create a blink. And a half a blink, as we all know, is a wink. A wink and a smile might be enough to get you back to my blanket. 


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A brick could be used to symbolize my fear. You may snicker and call me an irrational coward, but many people are afraid of spiders, and my fear, the brick, is a killer of spiders. Is it not reasonable to be afraid of what you’re afraid of is afrai...

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A brick could be strapped to the back of a pet gerbil, to teach it how to swim. That’s how I learned to swim. Grandpa glued a gerbil to my back, dropped me off in the middle of Lake Erie, and told me he expected both of us back for dinner the follo...

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A brick is a polarizing object. Especially if you find it at either the North or the South Pole. 


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A brick could be planted on a farm, in the hopes that a house will spring up come harvest. But that idea is ridiculous, because we’re in a drought, and there simply hasn’t been enough rain to yield a crop of that magnitude.


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A brick could be held in one hand, and a stack of dollar bills in the other, to illustrate the difference in weight between the real and the imaginary. The imaginary only weighs more when you believe in it, and then once you stop believing in it, it ...

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A brick could be grown on a tree, much like an apple or money, so that maybe humanity could achieve world peace—starting with not killing innocent fruits and vegetables.


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A brick could be used to measure water levels through what scientists call hydrostatics. If you throw a brick into the ocean, you’ll have proof that sea levels are rising globally. 


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A brick could be used to raise my spirits. I’m feeling low right now, low by about three inches.


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When you see my skill with a brick, you’ll think I’m skilled under the blanket. But I’m not.


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A blanket could be used as a tablecloth, to cover up illicit brick deals done under the table.


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A brick could be used as a comb, if you’re bald and have no hair.


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