My inner bitch could handle this peon without even breaking a sweat.
This was going to be worse than the time I table danced in the diner in high school!
I missed the good old days when phones were sturdy enough to be pounded for emphasis.
You tell me the dead are coming through a crack in my barn, but I shouldn’t worry?
There’s no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles.
Elvis is in the kitchen and he’s making eggs Benedict!
I’ve worked with freshmen that were easier than this.
I am not going to ask that old man if his family home is haunted!
He thinks you were trapped in a tree in the 1920s. How is that not crazy?
Maybe you’re worried that I won’t seduce you?
You pretty much have to take the job since you hit him with the car.
Turns out there’s a reason smoking is not allowed on construction sites.
This house has enough nooks and crannies for English muffins.
Banks frown when employees torch the home of their principal account holder.
