He'd wanted changes. It was just that he'd wanted things to stay the same, as well.
It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free.
The gods were there to do the duties of a megaphone, because who else would people listen to?
Never trust a species that grins all the time. It’s up to something.
His Greatness the King Pteppicymon XXVIII, Lord of the Heavens, Charioteer of the Wagon of the Sun, Steersman of the Barque of the Sun, Guardian of the Secret Knowledge, Lord of the Horizon, Keeper of the Way, the Flail of Mercy, the High Born One, t...
