In business, as in politics, the public is ever so tolerant of those who slime.
The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, my dear.
If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.
I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.
By Aladdin's lamplit scrotum, man! Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth.
May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.
Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism.