Never Have I Ever: my life (so far) without a date Quotes

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Girls are nothing to be afraid of, no matter the kind. Boys, on the other hand.

Never Have I Ever: my life (so far) without a date

And though nobody has been dumb enough to say anything close to "You need to get laid" to my face, I resent the idea that anyone might think, if they knew my history, that I'd be slightly different by virtue of having a penis-however briefly-inside m...

Never Have I Ever: my life (so far) without a date

There are a lot of things wrong with this particular approach to getting your girlfriend to agree to reenter a relationship with you. Probably the biggest problem is that it's a

Never Have I Ever: my life (so far) without a date

It was different than all the rest because I say it was. I felt it was.

Never Have I Ever: my life (so far) without a date

This is THE most romantic thing that has ever happened to me, and it involves both drugs and a toilet.

Never Have I Ever: my life (so far) without a date

It has often been hard for me to know if people are serious when they talk about making T-shirts. Just to be clear: Nobody ever means it, ever. Making and wearing matching, themed T-shirts is embarrassing. Unless you want to make some with me right n...

Never Have I Ever: my life (so far) without a date

Sex is not a wizard, whatever magical-seeming properties it might possess in its better forms. If your friend says to you, "You're being mean, you need to get laid," your problem is not sex. Your problems are that you might be acting like an asshole,...

Never Have I Ever: my life (so far) without a date

Guys who would make fun of girls for sexual inexperience are terrible people, and when girls do it to other girls it feels even shittier. Guys who shame girls who haven't had sex want them to feel like they aren't doing their job, which is to be sexu...

Never Have I Ever: my life (so far) without a date

I was trying to seduce him just by being physically near him. Like, seduction by osmosis. It works in movies constantly.

Never Have I Ever: my life (so far) without a date

I am obviously not a patient person.

Never Have I Ever: my life (so far) without a date

I'm going to stay a little uptight and anxious.

Never Have I Ever: my life (so far) without a date

I keep myself to myself.

Never Have I Ever: my life (so far) without a date