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I wish I could plug my electronics into a lake and have them powered by lightning. Or better yet—why can’t my love be used to light up the whole world?

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Everything you swallow will kill you, some faster than others. Swallow your pride, and you’ll love a long time. 

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Love is like a rain cloud under the dome of an umbrella. But I’m cool with that, because that’s what I call a portable shower.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Welcome to Dinnerville, where it's always breakfast. When love is in the air, you can tell it’s about to rain.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I am the WhoBob, but NOT the WHoBob Machine. That would be Dale Elad, who’s also the lead singer of Palindrome Lover.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I accidentally sealed the box shut with my penis still inside, not realizing I may need to use it later. Being in love can be so distracting.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Love is like a cloud in a lake. It’s reflective and makes it feel like you are flying, when you are really either swimming or trying not to drown.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

The disappearance of love. Two become one, like I cross my legs, intertwined, and hard to run. 

My love can only occupy one person at a time

It's amazing how fast science took off when I took off my pants. Come back! I need that microscope to make love.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Love between two people is sacred, and also secret—and shouldn’t be shared with a third person. But come on, you can trust me.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

We made love like two tree branches in winter. We were naked and motionless.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Making love is second to none. My masturbating habits are first to none. 

My love can only occupy one person at a time

We made love like two cars that were out of gas. I tried to fill her up, but couldn’t because I myself was empty. 

My love can only occupy one person at a time

When her and I made love, I cried, out of loneliness.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I make love like Jello-O is liquid. And I masturbate like Jell-O is solid. I’m tired of sex with blow up dolls.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

We’re all lonely and looking for love, even if you’re fat, stinky, and asexual. You should wear a suit of armor when you have sex.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I watch you while you sleep. Is that love? It would be, if I put down my binoculars, and you picked up your phone.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Making love is not my strength. Also, lifting weights is not my strength.

My love can only occupy one person at a time