My love can only occupy one person at a time Quotes

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When I didn’t see a ghost, I knew I’d seen a ghost, because ghosts are invisible. This logic also lets me know when I’m in love.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

The best birthday present is an empty box. Smile, it contains all my love for you.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Nothing says I love you like the gift of a half-eaten candy bar. I ate my half two weeks before I remembered to give it to her.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

She made my heart melt, so I replaced it with a new candle. Love is illuminating.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I stabbed her with the time. It was 8:00 sharp. Right through the heart, my love is punctual and pointy.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

My gas tank is empty, and my stomach is empty, but my heart if full—of love. However, per gallon, I think I paid too much.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

The wind helps me unwind. I make love like Don Quixote windmilled into history.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

People, they only love themselves because you only love yourself. Love them, and they will love you.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I loved her like I needed her. I soaked her up like a soup bowl made of bread. I’m hungry for her even as I write this now. Somebody get me a spoon!


My love can only occupy one person at a time

I have a chip on my shoulder. I don’t have a bad attitude, I have a nacho, and I’m saving it for later. People don’t realize how hungry love makes us.


My love can only occupy one person at a time

When I hear someone’s sick, my first thought is selfishly, Better him than me. My second thought is more altruistic: Better him than one of my loved ones.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

A fly with an elephant on its back would give the illusion of a flying elephant, if that fly were powered by my love for you.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I hate when a manager falls in love with an employee. Well, if she won’t date me, I just won’t put her on the schedule. If she won’t give me the time of day, I won’t give her any hours.


My love can only occupy one person at a time

A helicopter is just like a flying ceiling fan. My love is the journey of the breeze.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

A half a hole is still a whole hole. Let that be a lesson in love.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

When one hand itches, I scratch it with the other. Let this be a lesson in love.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I play my harmonica when I’m in love, because the harmonica is the instrument of loneliness.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Love is two Tuesdays back to back, and I’m just a lonely Wednesday waiting on today.


My love can only occupy one person at a time