My love can only occupy one person at a time Quotes

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Sometimes to make no move is to make the wrong move. That’s how I fell in love with a statue. We just sat still and I formed a connection.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

My love is colorful, like a rainbow that’s only shades of blue. Monochromatic for monoamor.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I am the parking garage of love, but sadly I’m empty at the moment. It’s cheaper if you pay for a whole week, rather than by the hour.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

My love is dangerous, like getting stabbed by a knife handle. I make love like a psychotic dyslexic.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I always start peeing when I’m only halfway to the litter box. This eagerness to finish is what probably makes me such a great lover.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

The two squirrels quarreled like lovers, and it moved me so much I made both into one toupee. I’m not bald, but that doesn’t mean I don’t wear it. I’m a romantic.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I did a finger painting today, and you can hardly even see my brushstrokes. Similarly, when we make love, you won’t even notice that I’m there.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Human sperm is liquefied dandelion florets, and an estimated one out of every thousand children are born as flowers. This is an indisputable fact, just as being love can elongate the genitals to cucumber-like proportions. Salad anyone?

My love can only occupy one person at a time

With friends like me, who needs mannequins? My love for you is statuesque. Come, let us dance like we’re made of stone.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

We made love like two shy people who acted like we’ve never acted in front of a camera before. Aside from the lead actor, I was also the producer, director, cameraman, and financier.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

We made love like two smiles torturing a frown. My advice is to put it on the rack, and really stretch out the event.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

The earth has lots of love to give, if you just know where to dig. My advice is start in the cemetery.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I only had one drink. The problem was, my vodka glass could hold one gallon. I thought I was in love, but I was really intoxicated.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Somebody get me a bottle of booze—and a reason to quit drinking. I fell in love twice today, and I only encountered one other person.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Even though my voice is invisible, my words aren’t dead and ghostlike. My “I love you” is alive and well.


My love can only occupy one person at a time

My flashlight’s not working. I don’t know if the batteries are dead, but my mother-in-law sure as hell isn’t. When she dies, my love can live.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

A man with nobody to love is like a stamped envelope with no address.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I was in love. Either that, or I was knocking on the wrong door. But it didn’t matter, because nobody answered.

My love can only occupy one person at a time