Mrs. Greenthumbs: How I Turned a Boring Yard into a Glorious Garden and How You Can, Too Quotes

A daffodil bulb will divide and redivide endlessly. That's why, like the peony, it is one of the few flowers you can find around abandoned farmhouses, still blooming and increasing in numbers fifty years after the farmer and his wife have moved to he...

Mrs. Greenthumbs: How I Turned a Boring Yard into a Glorious Garden and How You Can, Too

I think the Big Bang theory must have been invented by a man. A woman would have wanted it to take longer and insisted on a commitment.

Mrs. Greenthumbs: How I Turned a Boring Yard into a Glorious Garden and How You Can, Too

Soap wasn't invented until the Romans, who also invented interesting sex. (Since my editor informs me that a gardening book is not a proper venue for discussions of interesting sex, I will go into this topic in more detail when I write my private mem...

Mrs. Greenthumbs: How I Turned a Boring Yard into a Glorious Garden and How You Can, Too