Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91. Quotes

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We made love like a half a minute. I brought the thirty seconds, and she provided the excuse as to why she didn’t have enough time to have sex with me.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love is seeing her smile as if it’s a sunrise. It’s beautiful, but geez, I wish she’d quit grinning at me while I’m trying to sleep.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

We made love like two sticks of butter melting in the snow. I mean freezing.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love is 60% water, because a human being, the essence of love, is 60% water. But that’s the other 40% made up of? Easy—minty green tea and honey.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

We made love like ten minutes ago. I still remember it vividly, even though our brief sexual encounter took place ten years ago.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love is like war, and I am the picnic basket out on the battlefield.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I wanted to learn about love, so I read about war.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

We made love like we made grilled cheese sandwiches. Did the sandwiches cause us to have sex? Did one bullet lead to WWI?

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love is like the moment you’re about to win at chess, and then you realize you’re the other color and you’re actually about to lose.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love is like a chess match, where the queen wins the game and the king just sort of stands around.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

To be in love is to be in two places at once. Zombies and Schrödinger’s cat are also in two places at once.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.