Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91. Quotes

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I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to death.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love is the throbbing that keeps you awake at night. Or is that simply from taking too much Viagra?


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

We made love like two bricks in an earthquake. I never imagined myself to be a man of such fiery passion.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

We made love like green is blue. That’s because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the blue and she was the disinterested yellow.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

If you're doing it right, love takes everything you've got—just like a politician.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I believe in love like a flower bud might believe in Buddha. But, then, I’m a romantic, and you know that because in the last presidential election I voted for Grilled Cheese Sandwich.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love is like politics, I think as I then think no it isn’t.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love is like a door—it’s either open or closed. Either that or it’s both—open to others, but closed to you.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

As soon as I walked in the door, I could tell she was in love. And seeing as she was packing up all her stuff, the only question I had was, With who?

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I arose like a rose, and this is how I knew I was in love.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

We made love the way a man with one leg might run a marathon. 26.2 miles is a long way to hop for an orgasm.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

My love is atonal. It sounds like a bodily function (walking, or sometimes running).


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Should I take off my helmet before I make love? I'd better not, because my bicycle's breaks are worn out.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I call sex “Boggling”. Making love to me is mind boggling.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

You never forget how to ride a bicycle—or the first time you made love on one. I’ve made love on a bicycle twice, to two women—both times were with both women. Foreplay is amazingly difficult with four lanes of traffic honking at you.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I make love like farm equipment—not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can’t tell it.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.