Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91. Quotes

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Love is like a trapdoor for the heart .

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I have outsourced my love to India. Call a call center if you want to hear how I feel.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love is a two-man job. Well, at least homosexual love is. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love allows us to remember the joy, and forget the pain. That’s why I write things down, to help me remember.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

We made love like two sand dollars in a vending machine. She said she wanted marriage and kids, and I said all I wanted was a soda.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love is a universal language, and I have just created its alphabet. In written form, the letters are invisible; when spoken the words are inaudible; but when touched, the sentences are smooth, like freshly shaven legs.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I only love her. I lonely love her.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love is like 9.75 plus .25. That’s 10, for all of you people trying to add fractions on your fingers. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love is inaudible—until you hear it. And once you do, you’ll never forget the sound of her voice. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Exchanging currencies from one country to another needs conversion, but not translation. Money, like love, is a universal language. However, you can’t debase love, no matter how much of it you pump into the world. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Who’d win in a battle of who has the most love, me or Cupid? My money’s on me. Literally. All the money I have in the world is on me at the moment. And if you feel like betting, $7.37 would get you $14.74.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

We made love like Mondays on the moon at noon. I was her Neil Armstrong, and she was my midnight. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I loved her like the sun might say to the moon, "Stop stealing my light!" 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I know I love her, because when I see her my heart beats like a drum. If she played guitar and sang, we could start a band.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I prefer love songs to any other form of torture.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.