Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91. Quotes

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Love is me plus you. But what’s with the midget in the corner recording all of our interactions? I thought I fired him yesterday. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I knew I was in love because I had butterflies in my stomach. Also in there I had flowers, a few rainbows, and leftover unicorn from the bbq the day before.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

The fact that we’re not lovers makes us more like bees and flowers than rabbits.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I make love like a flower sings. That’s hyperbole, because flowers don’t sing—they only play the guitar. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

When I die I’m donating my body to science, because everybody loves a free buffet. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I love food that carries food. Run, waiter, before I eat you too.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Grandpa used to like gravy on everything, including his pancakes. If love could be eaten, I’ll bet he’d prefer it with gravy on top. And I’d have to agree. Love would taste better with gravy.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand? 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am! 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Have faith my friends, because love will find you eventually. It found me, and I was wearing camouflage clothing, face paint, and cologne that smelled like the wilderness. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Words are your friends. And lovers. They feel good in your mouth.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love is like holding a baloney sandwich for a friend. That was over two years ago, and I’m still holding it. I wonder if he’s coming back any time soon. He must be starving by now.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

My heart hated her, but my penis loved her. Taken together, I felt normal. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I am the Zero Zoo. See the empty cage that is my heart. I’d like to imprison your love there. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

She said she loves me. Not out loud, but in her mind she said it. I heard it with my heart, telepathically.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.