Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Quotes

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My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away as soon as you get it.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

You can’t buy love, it’s true. However, I am offering mine for rent. Buy one year and get the next six months at half price.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I am passionate about creating, not about procreating. My love for art is greater than my love for making love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I wanted to tell her I loved her, but I chickened out, like a beef taco. The crunchy kind, not the soft shell.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’m selling a rainbow in a bowl (no spoon included).
I’m calling it Love Soup, even though it’s nothing more than tap water.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

There’s a marked difference between Mark Ed and Ed Mark. Same as the difference between making love and loving make—and I do both, for a very reasonable price.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I want her when she doesn’t want me, and I don’t want her when she wants me. Now that’s love in the 21st century!

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I was short staffed. But that's what happens when all your employees are midgets. I make love like spicy rice.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My girlfriend and I are close. She’s like a brother to me. My brother is also dating her. We make love like mannequins and mashed potatoes, despite the fact that I’m single and an only child.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I farted like a pack of crying onions. That was my response to her I love you.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I waffled over the issue like a pancake with texture similar to the bottom of a 1970s track shoe. I ran through all sides, and decided it’s love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I took some of the price off, and she took some of her clothes off. She made love and I made money.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’m not saying I’m not saying. I’m also not saying I’m in love, and I’m not not saying I’m in love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Liquid kittens would be drinkable cuddles. You wouldn’t ever be thirsty for love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’ll carry Carrie like my hands are full of empty. But at least my heart is full. But not with love—with cholesterol.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I drank my lava lamp to get the party started. Later on I made love like a volcano, while I watched TV alone.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.