Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Quotes

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We rode on the horse like we were in love and drunk on coffee. But that’s silly, because we weren’t drunk and in love. We were just drunk, and not from the coffee either.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I think now is the best time to be in love. No other time in history is more perfect than right now. Especially since I’m currently drinking coffee.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

We walked along the beach like two coffee lovers. But we weren’t. He was a fish, and I was astonished—not that a fish was walking, but that he didn’t love coffee.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Too much coffee has been spilled in the name of war. Let us love and savor every drop.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I love Blue Ribbon coffee, and she loves Red Ribbon coffee. I don’t love her, because how could I love someone who loves losers?

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

She moved her hands like crane claws as she spoke, trying to dig at the essence of what she was saying. It was the dirtiest I love you I’ve ever heard.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’d rather have a high EQ than a high IQ. After all, what is more important than love?

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’m twice as twice as the guy in second place. My love comes first.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Get a watermelon, draw a face on it, and talk to it before making love to it.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I cook. My favorite thing to make is love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’m crazy in love. I’m just crazy.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

If it is what it isn’t, it must be love. And I must be in it.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’m not in the City of Love, but I am in love. That’s why I look like I’m crazy, because being crazy is a prerequisite to being in love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.