Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Quotes

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Our love is secret, like the location of the lost Templar Treasure. Quick, grab a shovel and help me look for it.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I can’t be always and everywhere Who Man. Sometimes I have to be the Why Guy. But that’s what makes women want to make love to me and give me a discount price.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

If you want me to have sex with you, I’ll have sex with you. If you want me to love you, I’ll have sex with you.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

To talk about love isn’t as good as to make about love. During sexual intercourse, I’m very approximate.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Being negative, that’s no good. Also, being no good is no good. By your silence I can tell that you love me. Either that or you’re a disciple of Helen Keller.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I blink like a blanket. I’m not asleep—this extended motionlessness is how I make love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Would a boring machine drill holes—or put you to sleep? I make love like a robot, so maybe I do both.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

When I’m not eating, sleeping, working, or doing a hundred other things, I’m making love. I need to arrange my priorities. Sleeping should be first.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

The best day of the week to fall in love is always today. Today will happen again tomorrow, so I’m comfortable sleeping alone for the next 24 hours straight.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

The institution asked me to speak and say a few words. So, knowing a few is three, I said, I love you.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I fight with the strength of many lion meows. I love even more ferociously.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I have 26 silly faces, each represents a different letter of the alphabet. So while you think I am grimacing over what you are talking about, I am really spelling out I love you.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

If two trees played each other, I don’t know who I’d root for. Probably the tree that’d make the better lover.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I fed her a placebo, a sugar pill, and then tried to sugarcoat the truth. The truth was I was lying when I said I loved her. Oh, I it was true I loved her, but not when I said I did.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’m walking downstairs and upstairs at the same time. I’m in love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Mow the carpet, vacuum the lawn, and make love like war.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’m a farmer of love. Just add water.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is the science of reducing your sound while upping the amplitude of another person.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.