Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Quotes

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A car’s gas tank should be see-through, so I don’t have to rely on a possibly faulty gauge to tell me it’s approaching empty. The human heart should also be see-through, so I can tell if you’ve really given me all your love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Cages are good. My heart is in my rib cage, and love is in my heart. We should put more things in cages, like politicians.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Is love a gift from heaven? If it is, it’s often wrapped in disinterest and rejection.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I wish every envelope enclosed a love letter. It’s this hope that leads me to open strangers’ mail. So you see, I’m a romantic, not an NSA employee.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing. A big, blurry thing, like Bigfoot.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

We made love like I make grilled cheese sandwiches. I had no idea what I was doing, but she melted into me all the same.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My computer file is zipped, but my pants are not. Let us make love like 1968, before Al Gore invented the internet.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’m such a good salesman that I sold my sales job. I sold it for ten I love yous and a bag of fellatio.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I don’t embark on journeys like the bark of a dog, but more like the bark of a tree. The path to love winds through a densely wooded forest.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

A rose will wilt in short time, but my garden is more vivacious for having one in it. Love is even more fragrant, but often just as fragile and fleeting, but I eagerly accept the joy of it now, knowing the cost is the pain of loss later.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is patient and love is kind. Damn! Why’d it have to be the two qualities I wasn’t born with?

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is a four-letter word, like frog, only with more kissing and less princing.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.