Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Quotes

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Love should last a lifetime. But not the lifetime of a giant tortoise. More like the lifespan of a gastrotrich.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is like a free lunch. You won’t find any in this life, because I had yours for breakfast.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’ll tell you what love is. Love is walking up and down Archer Road in Gainesville, Florida and feeling like Cupid. Too bad the cops took issue with me hitch hiking with a bow and arrow.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love smells like a flower in bloom. A flower that's sitting on a pile of steaming feces.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I long for your love like the length of a midget.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love doesn’t have form (aside from your naked body), but it does have a shape. The shape of love is circular, like a STOP sign.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

If love were seaweed, I’d ask myself one question: Are you the sort of person who’d swim through it, or would you rather eat it? As for me, pass me my Speedo, and a spoon.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

3.5 billion men in the world all share one I love you. That’s why men rarely say it, because there is only one in the world for the whole gender to share and take turns using.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is a gift you receive by giving. The more love you give, the more love you get. Try it out today, and try it out with me. Go ahead—give me all your love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is a gift that costs nothing to give. Love is also the most valuable thing in the world. Think about that next time you’re tempted to call me a cheap bastard because I didn’t buy you a birthday present.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I want the gift of a guitar—no strings attached. I want your love to also have no strings attached—and be just as musical.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is a gift. Mine comes in a box that’s shaped like a coffin.


Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

The best gift is one that’s paid for by the recipient. My love for you is for sale.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’m as much a lover as a cumulous cloud is a beard of God. My mustache can’t make rain the way I make love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

The greatest thing in the world is love. But the worst isn’t hate, it’s ignoringance.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’m such a terrible speller that sometimes I misspell words so bad that they become unreadably readable. For example, I might misspell a simple word like “Love” and have it come out as the properly spelled “Hate.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’ll carry Carrie like my hands are as empty as my heart. I never hold my own love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.