Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Quotes

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Love is, just like isn’t isn’t is.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

All I have to say about love can be summed up in nine words: Never wipe your ass before you take a shit.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love like you owe nothing, and pay in full.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is as old as time, though it is considerably more difficult to stuff inside a watch.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

If love were a color, it’d be transparent, like all women’s clothing should be.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

When I was in the second grade, I used to think love was the feeling a man gets while riding a motorcycle and having a woman embrace him tightly from behind. Maybe I’m cynical now, but I’m starting to think love is a unicycle with a flat tire.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I would rather make love than war, but only because condoms kill millions of lives more enjoyably.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love has boundaries, like a map, and I guess that makes me a cartographer. Don’t take this the wrong way, but you’re too topographical for my taste.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I love like a lawnmower in the desert. I love like a solar-powered lunar vehicle. I love like a wind-powered kite factory. Some might even say I love like an ice cube in an oven, but I’d vehemently disagree. It’s not an ice cube, it’s an ice sc...

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My love for you is shaped like a left foot. And if you pulled my love out of your ass you’d know that.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I love mankind. And by mankind I mean women.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is, or you isn’t.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Toothpaste pie is no substitute for swishing around minty-fresh love in your mouth and then rinsing out with cold, refreshing reality. But don’t take my word for it, because I’m not a dentist.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

In the throes of passion, I threw out an I love you. Did I mean it? Does a dictionary mean what it says?

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Woman, I could drown in your love, but I’d much rather be strangled. More passionate, don’t you agree?

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

All I need is your love. And money.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.