Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Quotes

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Even though I created an “Eat Bubblegum” dance, I can’t actually perform it because my belly doesn’t bulge out far enough. When I make love it sounds like I’m chewing on a chalkboard.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My love for you is like a Florida sunset. Orange, coral, pink, and lavender, it exists to warm your heart through the inevitable darkness.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I wear a tinfoil suit, because you never know when you’ll be going to the moon. I’ll probably have more luck finding the love of my life on a lonely and dead space rock.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

If my house were burning down, the one thing I’d take with me is my vast collection of smoke. I consider smoke the souls of dead cigarettes my lovers have exhaled.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is when you love someone’s spirit as much as their body, even if their spirit has departed and their body is buried wherever you hid it.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My #love stories have happy endings, because I stop the tales before dejection, dementia, and death occur.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’ll bet I could find some hurtful words in a pile of sticks and stones. Something like an insincere and deceptive "I love you.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Nine out of ten people agree, it was right and just to kill and eat that one guy. That’s love. That’s democracy. That’s a free dinner.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Beth We Steve I know you can Dave. I’m a lover, not a We’re Closed Until Further Notice kind of mannequin. Your donkey is my motorcycle of desire.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

When I make love, I make a difference in at least one person’s life. (Limit one per purchase.)

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Spain is 4/5ths pain and 1/5th S. I drank that fifth, and I loved S.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is the hero of all emotions. My love for you is a superhero, and it looks great hidden behind a mask.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I make my living as a farmer. I milk the clock at work. And I make love like a dentist. Oh yes, I am that erotic.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I live for the moment and love for eternity. I mean I’d like to, but I’m too impatient for either.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.