Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Quotes

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A lightning bolt is sharper than an axe, because it’ll chop down a tree with one strike. My love is like that too—good for making firewood.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

In my dreams, my spare penis was decomposing in my closet, and to me it was a symbol of our love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

We haven’t spoken in forever, but that doesn’t mean I still don’t love her. That’s what being in love with a mute is all about.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I sing like a flower, and I dance like a tree. Let us make love like an overflowing cup of coffee.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Last Sunday it was cloudy, and I thought, Who named this day?
Then I thought, Why is there no Loveday? Naturally, It would follow Jarodday.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

When I find the wind to say I love you, it will be breezy, like a hurricane.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I like you, and I, like you, love me.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I shave my face like a car. I speed through car washes, but I brake for love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

When love knocked at my door, I prayed to God and thanked Him for letting me live in a Porta-potty.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

The Mile High City has mile-high expectations. That’s 5,280 feet, you know. That’s five millipedes and 2.8 centipedes for all you lovers out there.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I think we all should be in love once in our lifetime, even if we’re in love with someone who’s not alive in our lifetime. Long distance relations are hard, especially when you’re separated by six feet of dirt.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Imagine there is a balloon tied to a severed human hand. As it floats into the sky it flaps in the breeze, and whether you perceive it to be waving hello or goodbye determines whether you are in love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Advice about love: When the green grape turns red, it’s time to separate the socks from the mittens.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

If you make a nickel a second, you can’t afford to pick up a penny off the ground. It’s the same with love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

What does it say about me that I don’t say much? It doesn’t say I love you, and that’s sad, because when I ignore you, that’s exactly what I’m trying to tell you.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Today I had to cut my Silent and Still Statue Demonstration Ceremony short due to wind conditions. Tonight I’ll make love like a tornado.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I wish my nipples spiraled around and could play records. I could spin love songs while you made love to me like you were a DJ.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

There’s lots of love in Ocala. Must be something in the water. That’s probably why I have to pee so much.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.