Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Quotes

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When the sky is blue, I think of her. When the sky is gray, I think of her. When the sky is black, I think of her. But when the sky is orange, I think of juice, and how I am thirsty—for her love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

We were just kids, what did we know about love? I knew I loved her, and she knew she didn’t love me. Turns out we were both wrong.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Gondolas are romantic. Forgetting the last word in the phrase “I love you” isn’t romantic. Still, I get credit for rowing, right?

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I often confuse fog and mist. But one is not the other any more than either are either. Let this be a lesson in love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

A bear trap eats, but does not drink. My love, however, drinks, but does not eat.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Your love, it takes me to the moon. Let’s get back to the film studio and start over. Pour a small cup of coffee while I take one large sip for mankind.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I love love, I hate hate, and I’m indifferent about indifference.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Having to eat fruit drives me bananas. But it’s OK, I park. Then I pick up a hooker and make love like I’ve got no money. And I really don’t have any.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Women love a man in uniform. You should see them drool when I dress up in my Girl Scout outfit.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’d dig a hole the size of the grand canyon to find a love the size of an acorn, and I’d use a shovel the size of a squirrel.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’ve got a lot of love to give you. And by you I mean your clone.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My love smells like an empty mayonnaise jar. It ought to, because that’s where I store it. Coincidentally, my love also looks and tastes like mayonnaise.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I won’t die for my love—but I will live for her, which is much harder and more impactful.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

If you don’t learn how to drown, you won’t learn how to love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I tried to save money by saving time and not showing up to work. I had more important things to do, like sleep. If I lived in Paris, I’d probably be considered a romantic, but since I’m an American I have to conceal my true identity with the labe...

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I drink coffee like other men paint pictures of naked women. I do it because I love the full body.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

For the sake of my loved ones, I don’t drink sake.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

When I make love I use protection. I wear rubber gloves.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.