Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Quotes

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I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I love like an albino. But I don’t want to get sunburned, so would you please pass the ketchup?

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I am a love factory. I make love out of high quality plastics at an affordable price.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

If you don’t know what love feels like, you’re in luck, because I just finished making a new pair of Love Gloves. They’re lined with fur and are perfect for a cold February 14th winter day. I’ll let you borrow them sometime, maybe even this s...

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I love the sunrise, but not as much as I love you. Will you pass me my midnight-black blindfold?

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is a bird’s nest of emotion that I used as a basket to store picnic items like apples, cheese, wine, and finger foods like thumbs and pinkies.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My love is popular. It must be, because I never have any. Is it because I don’t produce any, or because I’m always sold out?

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My love is three times as deep as you voted for. You thought it was two feet deep, but it’s six feet deep, like a grave.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My password is meatlover. My profile picture is a pizza. My love for you is real, like an invisible and inaudible mime parade.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Somebody should merge motorcycles and toilets. You know, for the lover in all of us, just waiting to be released.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I have an abnormally shaped brain. According to neuroimaging, my brain looks like a curled up sleeping kitten. That’s how I make love like meow.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love isn’t easy. Making love is easy, especially when you’re hard, like I am now. There’s just something about retirement homes that I find erotic.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I am the broth of love. Make soup to me.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.


Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

She asked for soup, and I served her cereal. Our love was in the breakfast stage.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.