Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages. Quotes

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Most guys confuse lust and love. I am in sex with you.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Love, it’ll make you feel better before it’ll make you feel worse. So it’s like inverse medicine.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I loved her like elephants like remembering stuff. Those bastards just won’t let me forget and move on.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

A woman wants all the men to love her, and a man wants to love all the women. And as for me, I just want to be a shepherd, though not for sexual purposes.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Love is the last thing on my mind right now. But of course it’s the last thing on my mind, because I was just thinking about it. I always think about love when I’m not thinking about my ex girlfriend.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I make love like I make money. Well, I would, if somebody would actually pay me to have sex with them. So here I am, broke and sexless.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I’m an accountant of sorts. But I don’t count my money—I count your love for me. That’s all that really matters in this world.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Earn your money, and earn my love. Just like money, sometimes you have to spend love to make love.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Love can make a flower more fragrant, a blue sky bluer, and an empty bank account emptier. I should probably sign up for another credit card.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I love you like my soul is not the moon. It’s brighter—and bigger.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Love is like a hollowed out piece of chocolate, filled with melted music.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

We made love to music, which was complicated, because I was also the composer and conductor.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Winter is nature’s way of sitting on the sofa and not doing a damn thing. When love grows cold, maybe it’s just impersonating January.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Love makes sense to me in the same way that this statement might make sense to you: Parakeets flock like sheep flock like wool covers your eyes like a bald kidnap victim willingly locked in the trunk of an elephant wants to start growing dandelion fl...

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Licorice stops erections at the source—the crotch. It also helps against certain poisons, like love.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

She has nothing but love for me, and I have nothing but nothing for her.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

It’s not until the break of dawn that the darkness gets to take a break. That’s also when the pain of losing yesterday’s love begins to lift.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I found love in the City of Love. Not Paris, but Philadelphia. It wasn’t romantic, but more of a brotherly kind of love.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.