Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages. Quotes

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She stole my heart, like a pickpocket. And when my wallet also went missing, I knew it was love.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

My feelings for her faded from black to red. Was I in love—or in hell?


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

After dinner she asked me if I was in love with another woman, and I answered honestly and said, “I think I’ll help myself to seconds.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I am 1/7 billionth of humanity, and I am hungry for truth. I’m also hungry for love, knowledge, and pasta.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

The words I love you, as a unit, are like a knife that only stings once you remove the blade from the relationship.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I introduced myself as the man who’d introduce her to her future husband. Then I called over my clone, knowing full well that after they’d fallen in love and gotten engaged, I was going to kill him and take his place.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Love is nebulous, like my idea of what the word nebulous even means.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I love her like a major holiday. You know, not enough people celebrate the joy that is Tax Season, with the High Holy Day coming on April 15th.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I stepped on the bug to prove I love her, and show that I’d kill for her. Is there really any mystery as to why the guy she was talking to before me just disappeared out of her life?


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I put my hand up to say, No, stop talking, and my hand acted like a shield for her sharp words. Then I went to blow her a kiss, but I accidentally burped right before I blew it. Right after that she told me she loved me. Well, that’s my phrasing. H...

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I speak the language of love. I just have no idea what it means.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I breathe, I walk, I listen, I love. But not in that order, because right now I’m sitting down, testing my lung’s storage capacity, and ignoring you.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I’m longing to belong. I’m also longing to be long. Especially long in love, like over 5,280 feet.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

If I win her I’ll lose myself, but I’ll have gained more than I’ve lost. This is love.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

How to Lose Weight Through the Miracle of Diarrhea. That sounds like a bestselling Romance novel title if I’ve ever heard one. I’m a sucker for a good love story.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

He had short hair. The technical term is bald. I’m sure he would have made a better lover if he were wearing a Donald Trump wig.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

The king died, and then the queen died of a broken heart. Her secret lover left her for a younger woman.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I’ve always felt that love and luck are two sides of the same pair of jeans. Pick a partner that won’t pick your pockets, and you won’t have to be plucky to find pleasure.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.