Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages. Quotes

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I walk like a guitar being strummed, and I love like cheese being forced through a grater. I like my nachos covered in melted music.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously. 


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I’ll be in love tomorrow, if you come back with the ketchup.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I eat footballs, and I shit touchdowns. And I always wear a helmet when I make love.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Love is a panda in Pandora’s box. But don’t open it, because it took me forever to get it inside.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

The sign outside of the prison said, “Free Johnson,” and I said, “Why would anybody want dick for free?” What kind of lover would that make?


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

We made love like a flag draped over the coffin of a soldier. But that soldier, he fought for that flag’s enemy—he fought for the innocent people living under the shadow of that flag.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

She asked why I wanted to be friends, and I replied, “I love meatloaf.” Of all the things I could have said, that summed up what I hoped our relationship would one day become.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Falling in love is like falling into the arms of a starving cannibal. It’s the only time when dinner for two is dinner for one.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

My impression of love: I found her—lucky me. I found her—unlucky her. She’d probably agree with me, which would be a first.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Love is like a river flowing through your heart. I’ll bring the boat, if you bring the bridge.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Love is a combination of understanding and misunderstanding. I’m understanding of your flaws, and I’m misunderstanding why you don’t try to be perfect, like I am.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Weerd is a weird way to write weird, but seemingly more normal than weird. Also, hate is a weird way to write love.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

My password is lovehate. I love it. And I hate it.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Mouths are self-loathing and prejudiced, because one mouth will never talk to another mouth—it’ll only talk to two ears. Likewise, the hatred is so great that one mouth will never listen to another mouth, even if it’s saying I love you.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I write music—for whales. You can’t hear it, but rest assured, it’s excellent. Mostly they’re love songs. Listen with your heart—but be careful, because my songs have an irregular beat.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

She made my heart melt, like butter. I loved her over a juicy corn on the cob.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I knew I was in love because when I saw her my heart stopped. Obviously it started beating again.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.