Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages. Quotes

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I had to hand it to him, leaving the empty glove lying on the bed was an apt metaphor for love. Two things I can say about my grandpa are that he is wise, and his left hand is probably cold.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

My dad and I aren’t close, despite the fact that he’s standing in my shadow. My love for him must make him chilly.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

The smell of silence looks like the ghost of my grandpa. My love is deeper than six feet of dirt, and considerably easier to shovel.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

My love is tube shaped. Don't let your dad stick his dick in it.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I’m a sex lover and fan of family reunions. Those two things are unrelated, just as all my sex partners are unrelated (at least to me).

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I can see how being invisible would be a good love-making strategy. It’s the ultimate fantasy—because all you can do is fantasize.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

My sense of fashion is unmatched. Also, my socks are unmatched. My feet have grown cold, but my love for you has not.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I fell in love with a raincoat. Well, at first. Then later I fell in love with the woman wearing it.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Who’d win in a fight, a tongue twister, or a tornado? How about who’d make a better lover in a diaper, me or Cupid?


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Love is like trying to put out a fire with a pair of scissors. I have a thing for redheads with short hair.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Flowers, fragrance, and freedom make me think of her. Love turns the opposite inside out.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

A twirling flower turns each petal into a fan blade. Who knew a symbol of love could be so breezy?


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

My love is like leftovers, and her image is the original meal. I should have eaten it all in one sitting.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Fish strips—where food meets getting naked. My love is also nourishing and nude, and if you want to see it, you’re going to have to get in line with the rest of the starving perverts.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

We made love like I made breakfast—a breakfast for one. Still, when I eat alone is when I have the best conversations.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I make love like a sandwich ate at my best friend. It’s only happened to me once, and I very nearly didn’t have to pay for it.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I loved her like meatloaf. Our love was the kind covered in ketchup—and not gravy.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I make love like I make lasagna. I just made some, so would you like seconds?

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.