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We live in different times. I would not have described London as a city of gun-toters but that was when Londoners still said sorry when you knock them over and called cappuccinos fluffy coffees & policemen, bobbies!

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The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink’s shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets

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Pleasantly bustling shoppers streamed past us on Bond Street - smart-suited men and well-heeled women whose commitment to luxury goods glazed over their eyes like a bad case of malaria.

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Clamboring over building detritus was not the lifestyle Karl Lagerfeld had in mind for this sweet little powder-blue suit. As he oversaw the hand stitching in his atelier he had probably imagined the suit living a life of tea parties and lunches with...

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I had walked all over the fragile bloom of his heart like a Boadicea in Blahniks

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The Duke is worried you lack the fitness to walk up Bond Street. You’re generation lacks the drive.

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I suppose a cycle courier knows better than anyone how a murder on Marble Arch can hold up traffic.

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She was to my ego what Rasputin was to morality, whittling away at my self-image with menaces and put downs viewed as compliments until I realised I was too old, too fat, too tall, too dull, too everything to ever find love.

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I’ve got you under my skin, or is it just my eczma again?

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I suppose you’re young,’ she conceded, managing once again to make youth sound like impetigo

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I had wasted my life in the pursuit of a career, romance, financial independence and the best heels in town when it seems I could have done more for my self esteem with a .38 calibre handgun

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What he needed was a metaphorical Bobbit job

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Men think wiles charming unless they find out your charms are wiles.

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She was the sort of woman who could suck out free will and self esteem with a look.

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Men are mystifying creatures. For instance why do all men think their penis is a panacea for all the world’s problems?

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The Only place to love a man or fight a man is below the belt

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I had entered a world that no one with an evolved sense of joie de vivre would touch with a barge pole - it's called "Joining the Property Market" and it trumps war for stress!

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It's called joining the property market - and it shits on war for stress

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