If you've made up your mind to impale someone, do it with conviction.
Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles
Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady. -'Rhett
Wouldn’t you rather play chess, Ma’am?....It’s less destructive of clothes.
Having sex multiple times on the first sleepover does not count as more than one “date”…
