Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as "prey." All females are.
If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be RepublicansAs far as I'm concerned, I'm a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.
If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be RepublicansAs the saying goes: God made man and woman; Colonel Colt made them equal.
If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be RepublicansI am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.
If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans