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Coffee has a way of waking my soul, much like drinking liquid heaven would.

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Enjoying a cup of coffee and a good book, is there anything better? Only if literature were liquid and drinkable.

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I’d pour the Milky Way in my morning coffee, just to wake up my inner universe. Your love is all the sugar I’d need.

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I’m grateful for what you’ve done—and I’m ungrateful for what you haven’t done. A cup half full of coffee is also half full of sleep.

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I want to roast Mr. Bean, because that’d be the funniest coffee ever. I think I’d make a great roastmaster.

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Her hair was the color of coffee without cream, and she fell in love with me when I poured sugar on her. Probably.

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I don’t eat breakfast, but I do drink it. Coffee, it’s the most important meal of the day.

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I like my water on the rocks, and I like those rocks to be in a mountain stream. That’s how I like my coffee too, fresh from a glass of whiskey.

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Coffee and Saturday go together like me and Suzy McKloozy went to prom together. We didn’t, and they don’t.

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Coffee has a way of waking me up like no alarm clock can. Not only do I sleepwalk, but I sleepdrink, and I often don’t wake up until 5:00 PM, when I leave work.

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If I were an outlaw, I’d want to be “Most Wanted.” It’s good to be desired. I’d be honored to be shot at for a large reward, or a small cup of coffee. 

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When you meet me, the first thing you’ll notice is I have a firm handshake. The second thing you’ll notice is that I’m wearing oven mitts. I like my introductions hot, like my iced coffee.

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He walked by, saw me and her standing there, and he said, “You’re such a pretty lady.” I said, “Thanks, man, I appreciate you noticing me.” I was upset when he didn’t offer to buy me coffee.

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When rain comes down, the chance of rainbows goes up. Likewise, when my coffee goes down, I wake up. Hopefully I wake up in your bed.

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Buy the town, and rent the politician. Politicians are refillable, like empty cups of coffee.

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I am the coffee Randolph in your zebra escapade. Drink of me as you would any other time you swallow caffeinated saliva. 

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It was dark in the alley, and I was afraid I’d get mugged. Coffee also fears it’ll get mugged.

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I always carry around a spade, because I never know when I’ll have to dig my own grave—slowly. Give me coffee or give me death. Or sleep.

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