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I had a dream my house was on fire, and I tried to rescue all the cats—and none of the politicians. You can burn my house, but don’t you dare burn my coffee.

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Check the couch cushions for change—and hope. I drink my coffee raw, straight out of the ketchup bottle.

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An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for.

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I’d row a gondola like a column is not a row. My coffee may be cold, but my love is warm. When are you going to wake up and drink it? 

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Give me coffee or give me death. Or if not death, at least let me sleep a little bit longer.

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One cup of coffee is all it takes to conquer the world.

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I drink coffee like I make love, only I’m more awake with the coffee.

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I’m so tired I could drink a cup of coffee as deep as the Grand Canyon. But I couldn’t take the first sip, because I’m too afraid of heights to get close to the lip.

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Instead of cream, I like fog in my coffee. Makes me feel like I’m drinking the mystery that is love.

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The leaves are orange, her hair is orange, and my mood is blue. That reminds me, I really do need to make some more coffee.

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I drink coffee with a spoon. It’s like soup, only less sleepy.

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Coffee and me are best friends. The only difference between Coffee and my other best friends is I drink coffee, and I ate all my other friends.

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I write like if the color yellow had legs and could run a marathon while reclining back in a comfy sofa. I want some coffee, but I’m too lazy to get off my couch and go lick the carpet where I spilled some earlier.

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Midgets smell like small, and I’m in the mood for a medium, like a large coffee from Starbucks.

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Ask the police, and they’ll tell you I have a mug shot. They watched me take the picture before drinking the coffee out of the mug.

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I drink coffee the way most men tie their shoes, and I’m liable to slip on a sip if I don’t follow their lead.

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Coffee smells like how I imagine heaven will be scented. Would you like to spend eternity in my nose?

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I like my cakes nude, like I like wearing coats made of icing. I sweat hot coffee, so I wear cream deodorant. If you’re tired, you should lick my armpits.

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