That's not a religion, that's Pokemon.
All weather is sin-related. Lust causes thunder, anger causes fog, and you don't want to know what causes dew.
Don't let your girlfriend cut your hair!
The Crusaders lead to the Knights Templar; the Knights Templar lead to the Masons; and the Masons lead to the Shriners, a secret society that controls world government, toys with our banking system, and single-handedly keeps the fez industry afloat.
