lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.
When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.
Oh.My. Every illegal swear word in the dictionary, God. What is it with older men? don't they ever look in the mirror?
I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason.
